I think you are the greatest invention in the history of the world.
Sure, your critics complain about systemic bias, reliability, accuracy, blah blah blah. Students can’t even use you as a source for their research papers.
But I love you for your organic, democratic, instantly-gratifying, ever-informing ways.
What did I do before I could click on beast fable, then trickster, then Jungian archetypes, then back to trickster, then on to bricoleur, with the simple press of a button? The hours pass so quickly when spent with you.
You’ve been in my life for a number of years now. I just wanted to make sure you knew how much you mean to me. I don’t ever want to take you for granted.
Your most ardent fan,